Monday, August 13, 2012

How many days does it take to digest a Donut

The Monday Nut

Back from the weekend, behind a my desk, and wondering about all manner of Donut randomness...the old question occurs to me "How many days does it take to digest a donut?" I wonder not so much in the interest of weight loss, but more in the interest of bonding with my dough ball. How long will it be with me before passing to the other side?

heathertharp, on Ask.com seems to think the answer is 72 hours, while the crowd at Yahoo answers seems to range from 72 hours to 72 years, if only. No matter how much research I do, the misconceptions surrounding digestion of our beloved donuts range from hours to days, to weeks. There is an almost mythical lore to the amount of time a donut stays in your system. It's a legend best saved for a camp fire or passed down from grandparents to unsuspecting grandkids being bounced upon their knees. The donut, the mighty, the dough filled ball; dare you consume, may never leave. Unless of course, you have a metabolism.

But then we must come back to reality and face the simple fact that, no matter how magical, mythical, or feared, the donut too is only food. And like any food, is comprised of sugars, and will digest. This donut too shall pass. But that means it's time for another. :)

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