Fortunately Brayden Simms, Metro US, brings good news to all the donut lovers and sweet treat consumers who have felt the scorn of society's watchful eye and been relished to late night dozen binges in the comfort of their walk-in closets...something I have NEVER done.
"A nutrition professor at Kansas State University has bucked common dieting sense by losing 27 pounds in two months on a steady regimen of Hostess snack cakes and other assorted junk foods.

Indeed, the packaged food diet may not be the healthiest way to shed pounds, but the results still show in such markers as cholesterol levels, blood pressure and diabetes.
“Generally, you will see these markers improve when weight loss has improved,” said dietitian Dawn Jackson Blatner."
http://www.metro.us/philadelphia/national/article/686139--calories-do-count-teacher-loses-with-the-ding-dong-diet